A friend, Chris, arrived back in town so we went on a quick tour around - he needed a girl and I always welcome a chance to see what's going on.
He had a list that he had culled off the internet forums - luckily, one of the first was What's Up - so it took about 2 milliseconds to choose this as our first point of call. The second we walked in, he knew why. The place just has energy - I nearly had my genitals ripped off as I walked in (actually it really hurt) and Chris quickly acknowledged that the music was good - but the place was too small. I only knew a couple of the girls - my favourites being on "holiday" i.e. Barfined already.
But we had a long list. Back into Walking Street. We went into a new one - Air Port. The service girls wore very smart air hostess gear, but there was nothing else remarkable about it. I think they had a Jacussi and a bit of whipping going on in the back - but frankly, after What's Up....
On to one under Polo with a very forgettable name - where we came across an extraordinary girl squatting naked on a table mat, complete with whip and attitude. Perfect body (she would have rattled), delicate tattoo covering her cesarian scar. Big bluey/black eyes (the eyeshadow). 27 and not from Isaan. I would have ended my search there and then - but no, Chris likes them young. We moved on.
He had never been to Happy - practically a Pattaya Institution. A real disappointment. Happy is owned by the same people as the Beach and Peppermint (the one next to Marine 1). The girls and atmosphere wax and wane - but the service is always impeccable. Until tonight. No one met us at the door, no one helped us find a table or wanted an order. So we walked round and right out again.
Another brief stop at Goodfellas. This place has made a big splash and is above Soi Lucky Star (the one opposite Marine ). Frankly, except for the promotion and probably huge investment in décor it's essentially the same as it's predecessor - and just as empty. I think the concept is a cool hangout with food, pool and music. But it misses out on the essential Pattaya ingredient - girls. I don't think there is anywhere in Pattaya that is sucessful without girls, with the obvoius exception of the shirt-lifters places - so lets change that to Sex. We didn't waste time buying a drink.
Then a long walk up to Utopia. I wanted to check my impressions and get some input from Chris. It didn't disappoint. The girls were just a friendly (more so as I was alone) - and crazy. Chris found a pretty young thing - and with his night secured, we left her and went on to Casino.
I was feeling pretty ill and looking forward to a day off the booze the next day (first day off for 8 days) so we threw a few lady drinks around (they are only 95 baht - and the girl gets 50 baht of it) and I was in my bed by 2am. Chris went on the Shark before going back to Utopia - but he can report on that.
Incidentally, Shark now has a rear entrance (off the soi with the Beach, Angel Witch and What's Up) - so there are now 3 ways of escape should there be anyone on Soi Diamond you don't want to see!
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Quick tour indeed but that said we covered good ground.
The place below Polo was called Lollipop and the girl in question with the big bluey black eyes and a whip was indeed to die for......What an incredible shape! Now At 37 years I can just about still secure a 27 year old at home (I only said just about) so yes I like them sub 23 or 24 years....
I had told my barfine that I would be an hour so when I realised that only 45 mins had passed when Peter headed home, I popped into Shark for a quick one.....which became two and as it was buy one get one free that became 4. The Shark girls were on form and it was wee white lycra super mini shorts night. These have buttons at the crotch which when undone transforms them into super mini skirts.....Splendid! Two girls had there way with me and as it was getting late they were terribly keen to out do each other so there were plenty of body investigations going on everywhere!
Utopia was still rocking when I went back to collect my wee brown parcel of fun and suddenly realised that the other girl in Utopia that Peter was playing with earlier (wee gold shorts and nothing else) was absoloutely gorgeous. She had that kind of Anime look about her with slightly curly wavy hair to the shoulders and my God could she dance.... Anyway, I was ok when I left Shark but I cannot remember leaving Utopia and so it was just as well the girl I took (Poy) was a good lassie.
It was also just as well I had negotiated her staying until 11 or 12am cos I was out for the count so no boomsing! She actually stayed until 3pm so I made up for passing out that night with a most splendid triple jump (If I do say so myself)
She gave me her mobile number and much later I realised that she had left her earings in my loom which looked pretty expensive so after only a couple at the Annajet and a plan to go loom and sleep I stopped by Utopia and gave her her earings. She asked me where I go and I say I go loom sleep. She then said that if she not have customer she come see me. Sure enough....3.15am....knock knock....and we''re off again......Brilliant!
Heading out with Peter is great fun cos he is out to have fun. I am always amazed at the number of farang sitting looking and wondering WTF when we bounce in and secure plenty of attention. They look soooooh bored and maybe wonder if we ""have big money" or something but it's just that you have to make a wee effort (and yes spend a few baht) to kick start some girls in to action.....
Peter (OB1 Kenobe) sums it up with his time being valuable and as we know the jammy bugger lives here.......by that rational this must mean that my time here is even more valuable than his !
Spellchecker not work so please forgive.......
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